We aren't professionals. We aren't members of the industry. We barely know how to put a website together. But we ARE passionate fans of the greatest genre in film. You're here, because you are too. So let's have a bloody good time together!





8-year-old me snuck out of my room to catch the bloody hallway scene in Kubrick's, "The Shining". Caught by my parents, spanked, and sent back to bed, left to dream about beautifully horrific things. And so, I made this site with David years later in order to stay as close as humanly possible to that pain. Stockholm syndrome in full effect. Thanks mom, thanks dad -- couldn't have done it without you!



Huge film nerd. When I was a kid, I used to log every movie I watched along with a rating on my computer. Never thought all these years later I'd be reviewing horror films with my best friend. My favorite flick of all time is "The Evil Dead"


(Bitches of Horror Podcast Co-Creator and Co-Host)

I'm a crazy Puerto Rican Swedish girl straight out of New Jersey who loves all things horror. I have a soft spot for Splatter and occult movies. I'm the co-host of Bitches of Horror and also the proof reader for the independent underground gore magazine, "Goregasmic". Also a huge fan of games, music and movies in general


(Bitches of Horror Podcast Co-Creator and Co-Host)

Screenplay writer who loves to write horror screenplays and also enjoys acting, mostly in horror films. She is also the co-host of Bitches of Horror and has been training in MMA for five years.



I was introduced to horror at an early age, some say it was never meant to be my go to genre because I was so genuinely scared of those kind of movies when I was a kid, but still always so fascinated and intrigued by them at the same time. When other little girls played house and were fighting over which Disney princess was the best, I was a tree climbing vampire pirate, not sure what you'd define that as today. The genre itself has definitely helped me creative wise, both with my writing and acting. My favorite directors include: Jen and Sylvia Soska, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Gigi Saul Guerrero and Rob Zombie. Favorite movies include: House of 1000 Corpses, Battle Royale, Inside, From Dusk till Dawn and American Mary. I like stuff. Things. I write, act, play video games (Xbox One) and I'm forever grateful for the creation of the fictional character Baby Firefly ((Vera-Ellen), her laugh is everything. Over and out.



Talented artist and fellow freak, Donia is responsible for inking the dead-hand that represents the Thirteenth Floor logo. We owe so much of our visual identity to this lovely ghoul!


A horror-loving bookworm, blogger and steampunker from Malmö, Sweden. 


I've always been fond of watching horror movies since I was a child. I remember when I first saw Aliens at my cousins place, I immediately fell in love with the monsters and wanted to see more. My mom is also a horror fan so we watched ”Halloween” on a summer, and later on, I started to watch every single movie in the series and eventually did the same with ”Friday the 13th” , ”Child's Play” and ”Nightmare on Elm Street”. My favorite sub-genre in horror would definitely be those that play out like "Saw" or "Hostel", basically films about holding people captive and forcing them do horrible things in order to get out like. I like how it shows just how disturbed and oppressive people with power can be, especially with regards to ordinary people, which gives me the chills. I joined this site because I want to develop my review skills and recommend movies to people, so that one day they too can get inspired to be a horror geek like me!


KEVIN PIERCE (our number one fan)

I'm not big on horror films (my favorite is Friday on Elm Street), but I love my "doges" at Thirteenth Floor, and so I'll do anything as the resident hype man to help bring them the shines they deserve!